My Biggest Fear is…
…Balloons. *shudders and braces for impact* I’ll give you a second to stop laughing. No, it’s fine, keep it going. I’ll wait. You good? You sure? Okay. Yes, those colourful sacks of air at every celebration, littering the floor like landmines, taped to the walls to taunt me, filled with helium so someone can bounce it off my head, and then popping while I cringe and fight not to cover my face and embarrass myself. Why, people?! Why do they need to exist? They serve zero purpose and kill wildlife and babies. BABIES! Not to mention get tied up in